Tiny Planet Post

Free to play in your browser · early version

You are the courier. The last courier walked off the edge. Of a sphere. Somehow.

Pick up parcels at MoodFrog Post and deliver them across a tiny planet you can walk around in about 90 seconds. The planet is called Gerald. He narrates everything you do, and he did not ask for this.

The locals

• Mayor Pumpernickel: elected unopposed. By himself.
• Grandma Velocity: has outlived three couriers. Don't make it four.
• Doug: a frog. Existentially tired.
• Barb the Goat: doesn't eat mail. Tastes it. Aggressively.
• Kevin: a tourist, lost on a 90-second planet.
• Professor Snail: ordered express. In 2019.
• Chad: leg day is every day. He lives on a sphere.

What you get

• 14 absurd parcels ("One (1) singular grape", "A box that is definitely not ticking")
• Star ratings, worthless tips ("a coupon for 5% off gravity") and ranks from Unpaid Intern up
• Soggy parcels if you wade into the sea, a giant rubber duck nobody can explain
• A real ending, involving a parcel for Gerald himself, then endless mode
• Hand-inked cartoon look in real-time 3D, golden-hour light, 1930s cartoon jazz

Controls: WASD or arrows to walk, Shift to run, Space to jump, drag to look around, M to mute. On phones and tablets: left thumb steers, right side looks, the hop button jumps. A free offline download (one HTML file, double-click to play) is below.

Early version

This is an early release and it still has bugs. Found one? Leave a comment and say what you were doing. Gerald will pretend not to care.

Made by MoodFrog. Code, writing and the 3D look were made with AI assistance; music and sound effects come from MoodFrog's AI-generated sound packs. Built with three.js (MIT). Fonts: Lilita One and Patrick Hand (SIL OFL).